OK, I don’t have a new husband (won’t comment about the creepy or weird part). However, I recently updated my phone’s Android operating system. This changed the generic person image that appears when I get a phone call. Thus, whenever my husband calls (or anyone else I don’t have an image associated with), I see that creepy, weird face (the one to your left).
Wait, you say. It just looks like a smiley face guy. Yes, and the doll Chucky (from the movies) just looks like an adorable, harmless, freckle-faced inanimate object (NOT!). People who look that chipper all the time are psychotic and creepy. Hence, I’ll end as I started: I hate my new creepy, weird husband.