I hate my new creepy, weird husband

screenshot_manOK, I don’t have a new husband (won’t comment about the creepy or weird part). However, I recently updated my phone’s Android operating system. This changed the generic person image that appears when I get a phone call. Thus, whenever my husband calls (or anyone else I don’t have an image associated with), I see that creepy, weird face (the one to your left).

Wait, you say. It just looks like a smiley face guy. Yes, and the doll Chucky (from the movies) just looks like an adorable, harmless, freckle-faced inanimate object (NOT!). People who look that chipper all the time are psychotic and creepy. Hence, I’ll end as I started: I hate my new creepy, weird husband.

 

About RJ Crayton

RJ Crayton is a former journalist who now writes fiction. She's reported for the Kansas City Star and Wichita Eagle, as well as the smaller publications Education Technology News and Campus Crime. She has two published novels, Life First and Second Life and blogs for Indies Unlimited and the Institute for Ethics and Emerging Technologies. For exclusive content and first looks at her new work, sign up for the newsletter at http://rjcrayton.com/subscribe.
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