I read this article that asserts in the world of texting, if you dare punctuate your sentence with a period, you are expressing anger. What?
Proper punctuation means you’re seething? If that’s the case, then I’m an angry woman.. (See, I used two periods to indicate the severity of my anger. I would’ve used three, but then you would have just thought I’d omitted some of my own thoughts, or chosen to trail off. I’m assuming you, dear reader, actually uses punctuation and are familiar with ellipses. I have no idea what the texting, non-punctuating crowd thinks when they see … Maybe they think it’s a bout of Hulk explosive rage.)
As I was saying, if using a period while texting makes you angry, then I shall sadly become a racial stereotype: An angry black woman. Watch out Tyler Perry, I’m about to create my own diary. And it shall be littered with mad black periods.